Anyway, he tells me this long story about his old friends, some new friends, new enemies, and some wicked monsters he fought. Some of the story gets a little bland, but the battles are great. Except just when a battle starts getting really exciting he says, "Then I kill it." Strange fellow. Yeah, very bizarre. Had this little squirrel in his pocket with a gold coin in its mouth.
His name? Um, let me think. It was Gork, or something like that. Yes, Gork. Seemed pleasant enough, bought me a couple of ales, and you know me, after a couple pints, I'll listen to just about anything. Some of the story was really good, I'm thinking about writing it down. If it is true, it'll make a great fable of swords and magic and evil. If he was lying, oh well, it'll make a fine myth.
The Heroes
The Evil
The Monsters
The Story
Island of Poldarro